10 Funny Back to School Quotes By Moyea PowerPoint

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. #1 For the moms --Edgar W. Howe

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. #2 For those of faith

But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. #3 For Politicians --Ronald Reagan

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. #4 For kids --Gracie Allen

There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August. #5 For teachers

I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught. #6 For the student -- Winston Churchill

We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school. #7 For the Class Clown --Peter De Vries

What's another word for thesaurus? #8 For the question asker -- Steven Wright

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. #9 For unruly children --Mark Twain

School teachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday. #10 For anyone who lives or works with kids --E. C. McKenzie

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