The 16 Laws

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#1 Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

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#2 Law of Gravity Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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#3 Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

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#4 Law of Random Numbers If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

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#5 Variation Law If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now ( works every time ).

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#6 Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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#7 Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

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#8 Law of Physical Surfaces The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

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#9 Law of the Result When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

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#10 Law of Biomechanics The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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#11 The Coffee Law As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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#12 Murphy’s Law of Lockers If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

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#13 Law of Logical Argument Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

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#14 Law of Physical Appearance When you find clothes that fit you well, they’re ugly.

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#15 Law of Commercial Marketing As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

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#16 Doctor’s Law If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll remain sick.

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