Top 10 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes By Moyea PowerPoint DVD-PPT-SlideShow.com

I love Thanksgiving turkey... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. --Arnold Schwarzenegger

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. --Kevin James

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. --Erma Bombeck

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. --Irv Kupcinet

Coexistence... what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving. --Mike Connolly

On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence. --William Jennings Bryan

Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants. --Kevin James

Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. --P.J. O'Rourke Thankful

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. --Jon Stewart

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. --Phyllis Diller

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