POLICY

One day, a major political party leader was injured by a truck and died. His soul rose to heaven (probably in error) and here he is in front of the Saint Peter ..

Welcome to Heaven! says Saint Peter. You see, a politician of stature rarely get here and you do not know what to do with you ... But we do this: you spend a day in Hell, then one in heaven, and we will let you choose where to spend eternity.

I have only been a few moments, and our man was awake and hell.Dar he saw he could not believe it.

He was so excited that he did not even realize when it took a day and time to return to Heaven.

In just a few moments got up and went to heaven ...

He was greeted warmly, all around was quiet, could hear music divine. Politician (without scruples, of course), spent the next few hours on a cloud to another, touching the harp and singing.

The 24 hours flew, and St.Peter came: -You spent a day in hell and one in heaven, it's time to choose! The man thought for a moment, then said: Heaven is nice, but I think I would feel better in Hell. -Well said Saint Peter and immediately descended to hell…

But what he now saw was downright scary.

Surrounded by flames, crazy with fear, cried out for help.

In an instant there appeared a goblin. -I do not understand, drivel-politician-I was here yesterday and they were beautiful women, golf, ate goodies and we have a lot of fun .... and ... and ... now .... Dare smiled and said:

YESTERDAY WAS THE ELECTION CAMPAIGN! VOTING TODAY!