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QUESTION What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?
ANSWER A big mac.
QUESTION What do computer experts do at weekends?
ANSWER Go for a disk drive.
QUESTION What did the mouse say to the webcam?
ANSWER Cheese.
QUESTION What did one mouse say to the other mouse?
ANSWER I get a click out of you.
Question "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"
ANSWER Amazing! Most people have to use the on/off switch."
QUESTION What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
ANSWER Sorry, you're not my type.
QUESTION I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website.
ANSWER That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen.
QUESTION How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?
ANSWER Hide their trainers.
QUESTION Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! TECHSUPPORT: Has the computer stopped working?.
ANSWER No, but there's a lot of crackling
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