Valentine Cards… you’d be better off without!

You say Valentine’s Day is stupid and commercial and meaningless and over-rated and then you moan when I don’t get you a card So fine: here’s a card Happy Now? Happy Valentine Darling

You will LOVE me! Roses are Red Bullets are Lead Take me back Now Or get shot in the Head!

Happy Valentine to the person I have slept with most recently.

I thought that I could love no other,   Until, that is, I met your brother.

I have 4275 friends on Facebook but none of them will sleep with me…. Will you?

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-   Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

Forget the sarcasm… HAPPY VALENTINE TO YOU ALL