新 NEW 醒世恒言 Wake the constant word

一部高档手机，70％的功能是没用的； A high-grade mobile phone, 70% of the function is useless;

一款高档轿车，70％的速度是多余的； A high-grade car, 70% of the speed is redundant;

一幢豪华别墅，70％的面积是空闲的； A house luxury villas, 70% of the area of free;

一堆公务人员，70%是混饭吃的； A pile of official, 70% is the prime of eat;

一所大学里，70％的教授是扯淡的； In a university, 70% of the professor is like hell;

一大堆社会活动，70％是无聊空虚的； A lot of social events, and 70% is boring empty;

一屋子衣物用品，70％是闲置没用的； A house clothing products, 70% are idle useless;

一辈子挣钱再多，70％是留给别人的。 More than a lifetime to earn money, 70% are left to others.

结论：生活简单明了，享受人生守住30％便好。 Conclusion: the simple life, enjoy life and keep 30%.

正处、副处，最后都不知落在何处； Badlands, positive place pair place, finally knew where fall;

正局、副局，最后都是一样的结局； Is bureau, deputy bureau, the last is the same end;

正部、副部，最后都在一起散步； Is department, deputy department and the end all together for a walk;

总理、副总理，最后都是一个道理； Prime minister and deputy prime minister, and the last is a truth;

主席、副主席，最后一样都会缺席。 Chairman, vice chairman, last will be absent.

人生如赛场，上半场按学历、权力、职位、业绩、薪金 比上升； Life is like a game, the first half by record of formal schooling, power, position, performance and salaries than up;

下半场以血压、血脂、血糖、尿酸、胆固醇比 下降。 In the second half to blood pressure, blood fat and blood sugar, uric acid, cholesterol are down.

上半场顺势而为，听命； In the first half, the act receives;

下半场事在人为，认命！ It all depends on human effort in the second half, named!

愿人们上下兼顾，两场都要赢。 Let people both up and down, two games to win.

没病也要体检，不渴也要喝水， Have no disease also want to physical examination, not thirsty also want to drink water,

再烦也要想通，有理也要让人， Again vexed also will be knowledge, justifiable also want to let a person,

有权也要低调，不疲劳也要休息， Has the right to also want to low-key, not fatigue will rest,

不富也要知足， 再忙也要锻炼。 Not to be rich will content, not too busy to exercise.

人的一生，好比乘坐北京地铁一号线： The life of people, such as taking Beijing subway line one:

途径天安门，幻想权力， Way tiananmen, fantasy, power,

途径国贸，羡慕繁华； Way itc, envy busy;

途径金融街，梦想发财； Way financial street, the dream get rich;

经过公主坟，遥想华丽家族； After princess 'grave, yao luxuriant family;

经过玉泉路，依然雄心勃勃--- After YuQuan road, still ambitious- -

有个声音飘然入耳：乘客您好,八宝山快到了！ There is a voice floating object: passengers hello, babaoshan coming soon!

顿时醒悟：人生苦短,总会到站！ Suddenly disillusioned: life is short, always arrive station!

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